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Fav kind of blowjobs 12/1/2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto
your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score |
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Why dicks? 12/1/2019
Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one
way to shut a woman up.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,1.30 Score |
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Knock knock 11/30/2019
Points
4 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score |
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Nonveg jokes 11/30/2019
Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many
nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning
jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation
really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first
night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo
your friend then it's really work to make your gf
0 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score |
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Where it was one time 11/29/2019
Beat it til the end and back
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 11/28/2019
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
2 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score |
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when an otter needs personal space 11/27/2019
get otter here.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score |
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fish oppinion 11/27/2019
let minnow what you think
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score |
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crab 11/27/2019
why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score |
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car animal 11/27/2019
what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score |
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origami 11/26/2019
I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score |
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air space 11/26/2019
i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score |
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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? 11/26/2019
A Private Tutor
0 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score |
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mount meow 11/26/2019
what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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dont go mouse 11/26/2019
why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score |
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aim the shot 11/26/2019
what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score |
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This site is a joke 11/26/2019
Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate
with others!
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score |
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funny joke 11/26/2019
So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking
about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of
came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br>
She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how
much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br>
I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you
50pense? ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score |
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why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a drinking water have in common? 11/26/2019
a wet nose lol.
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score |
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The Dentist 11/25/2019
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man
a shot. <br><br>
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br>
The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man
says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought
of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br>
She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br>
“No ...
0 Comments, 44 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score |
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Little Johnny Returns 11/25/2019
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score |
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Are The Best Ice Breaker 11/25/2019
Agree or Disagree?
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score |
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Points points points points points points points points points points points 11/24/2019
Points points points points points points points points
points points points
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score |
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This point system 11/24/2019
Is a joke!!
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score |
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pickup lines 11/22/2019
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score |
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this is a joke 11/21/2019
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 Comments, 27 Views,
12 Votes
,0.15 Score |
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This is no joke 11/21/2019
I need points badly!!
0 Comments, 3 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score |
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Old but still good 11/18/2019
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 Comments, 23 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score |
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A Blonde Joke 11/18/2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Comments, 55 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score |
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Points 11/17/2019
Just here for points.....
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score |