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What about that.. 6/16/2019 A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br> And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br> I said nope... <br><br& 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
Back from Iraq 5/3/2019 A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Blonde Husband 5/3/2019 women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second wo 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Scotish Obituary 3/23/2019 A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. <br><br> The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
That's a Lawyer 3/23/2019 As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br><br> The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
Texas Lawyer 3/18/2019 No Offense to Texans, Lawyers, Judges, Grandparents, or anyone else. <br><br> Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. <br><br 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
At the Funeral 2/24/2019 A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, th 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cotton Candy 2/24/2019 So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
Man ask the Doctor 2/11/2019 Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br> 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
Woman buys a Gun 2/11/2019 A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?&qu 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
Marriage Game 2/5/2019 My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!! 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
Penis Book 2/5/2019 A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
Grab Them 1/25/2019 Grab'em by the pussy Trump said Did he mean while getting head Cause I do that anyway And don't tell before I spray Then grab them by the tits She says this thing never quits I say I know ain& 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
Fighting 1/23/2019 Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he a 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
How it really is 1/23/2019 My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
New Playboy Magazine 12/22/2018 Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br> The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol. 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
Painting Nuns 12/13/2018 The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
anti depressent pill 11/30/2018 Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!' lpl 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
Marriage Counsler 11/30/2018 After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On an 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
strip poket 11/28/2018 Playing strip poker late one night Losing every hand so I get naked first There is a brunette on my left blonde on my right My cock is throbbing ready to burst <br><br> My wife's alrea 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
Startling Sex 11/19/2018 A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, & 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why married women are heavier than single women 11/12/2018 Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Nuns at the Hospital 11/12/2018 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. H 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
wife 10/27/2018 What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hillbilly 10/27/2018 We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!! 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
boomerang 10/27/2018 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back??????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . <br><br> A STICK 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Day Off 7/10/2018 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. <br><br> “Boss, ” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the atti 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
Baseball Game 7/10/2018 One day, the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. <br><br> Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
In a Pussy 7/4/2018 I wish I had my cock in a pussy right now It's hard as a rock you want to see How'd you get it that big tell me how I wish you had ask me before I went to Pee!! 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lil Johnny first grade 7/4/2018 The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat. She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school? <br><br> He says " I heard 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes |
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